ENGINEER-ETEER EXTRODINAIRE

Ello! If you're reading this you're probably wondering "Who is this random kid?" Don't fret! I am a kid from maine who likes cats, swedish let's players, robots, post hardcore, and british television. That is all.

I’m literally the dumbest motherfucker to walk this earth.

Fuck.

- 10 June 2013

Seriously the best part about being under twenty one,

Nobody expects you to pay for the beer.

- 1 June 2013

davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe:

Goodnitrogen.

Sleep tightrogen.

4 notes - 12 May 2013

910 notes - 4 May, 2013

davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe:

iamladyloin:

davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe:

iamladyloin:

davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe:

get up early tomorrow

like 5 AM?

No like 6:50

The joke. You missed it. Get off the steamboat. You are not ready for these shenanigans.

Oh dear. I’m sorry. You see, I’ve had all of my swags taken from me. I’m simply not myself anymore.

Go join Uncle Ralphie, no shenanigans for you.

14 notes - 21 April 2013

The bell of my tuba made a mildly interesting panoramic shot of my room.

Nobody else can take me higher.

- 17 April 2013

guavajagular:

It’s raining men
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdVDQZBy_TM

This is incredibly awesome except for one thing. Where’s the sponge?